Well, good, maybe here, they’ll finally treat him like a normal p- (a banner that says “Welcome Timothy” is being hoisted up) Ohh…really? NC (voiceover): And, for that matter, I thought the rats left Thorn Valley! That doesn’t look like a thorn bush, it looks more like a tree! What, did they not want to change all their business cards? So Jeremy finally drops Timmy off at the valley. NC: (as a rat from NIMH) Of course, you’re welcome to Thorn Valley! There’s plenty of education for every-(realizes something) OOOH! (inhales through his teeth) You’re not a Messiah, are ya? Yyyyeah, public school’s right down the street. You know, just leaving the rest of the kids to waste their “non-prophesized lives” away. NC (voiceover): So, it’s sort of hard to understand, but I guess Timmy is being sent to the rats to train in their ways and become a stronger person. (inhales through his teeth) But…if it’s at all possible…do you mind dying for our sins? (record scratch as music stops, and baby Jesus looks at NC in shock) Just askin’! Just askin’! NC: (speaks as Jesus’ father to a Photoshopped image of Jesus as a kid while calming, holy music plays in the background) Now, Jesus, you know your mother and I are very, very proud of you. NC (voiceover): Boy, no pressure on this kid! They just give him a direct order to be exactly like your father, the great hero! God, do you think Jesus’ parents acted that way? Young Timmy: I know, and they want me to be like him, but. Young Martin: He helped them get away from NIMH. Brisby: (hugs back) Timmy, we all know what your father meant to the rats of Thorn Valley. Brisby, who, I guess, became nearsighted in-between movies. NC (voiceover): So we see the rest of the family all grown up, including Mrs. (clip from “ Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back”) Young Martin: (laughs) I know you’re trying. Young Timmy: (tries to use a slingshot, but ends up hurting himself with it) Ow! That made-up prophecy you pulled out of your ass didn’t say anything about Timmy being the hero, so why doesn’t Martin have a shot? NC (voiceover): Wait a minute, why is it suddenly Timmy who’s picked to be the chosen one? Jonathan had two sons. If Thorn Valley wanted Jonathan Brisby’s son, why’d they pick the runt? Young Timmy: Don’t…call me that, Martin! You’re the hero type. We see Timmy and his brother Martin riding each other’s nuts until some evil scientists start following them. Insert immediate downgrade in animation and then we see where our current story begins.
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Narrator: The prophet Nicodemus predicted that NIMH would again thrust its evil on the rats, and a son of Jonathan Brisby would be chosen to save them. Oh, she also did a few other things, but fuck it, they weren’t important! Brisby, after all the shit she’s been through, gets the incredible honor of widow status. (shows Justin giving out his speech to the rats, but his voice is dubbed over by the narrator) “We must leave no evidence that the Rats of NIMH ever existed!” (normal) But Jonathan Brisby’s widow and her family stayed behind… None of them would’ve survived were it not for the incredible bravery of that great mouse Jonathan Brisby. Narrator (voiced by Peter MacNicol): They went through experiments.
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NC (voiceover): So the movie begins with the not-so-wise idea of showing us footage from the first film, making us realize how much we’re gonna hate this one. Let’s dive right into…(readies his paddle)…”Secret of NIMH 2.” NC: (wearing his normal clothes) Well, let’s see what the damage is. What the fuck has he ever done, outside of…not die?
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Timmy! That kid that just got one line in the first film. So, as you can imagine, (sighs) I’m not looking forward to this one. Brisby and the Rats of NIMH was dark, dramatic, yet still had an element of wonder that makes it-what I consider-a masterpiece of animation. Maybe because I’ve praised the first one as an animated classic, and have even admitted to it being one of my favorite movies. NC (voiceover): In keeping with Sequel Month, I give you one of the sequels I’ve gotten the most requests to review: “ The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue.” By God, have a lot of people told me to review this. (The title screen for "Secret of NIMH 2" is shown, followed by a montage of clips from the movie and the first “ Secret of NIMH” Oh, God, is this going to be painful.) All to the music of 'Avenging Angel' from Hot Fuzz) helmet, putting on his brass knuckles, grabbing his paddle, putting on his helmet, securing his gun in his jacket, and then finally sitting at his chair to face the screen with paddle in hand camera zoom up on his face. (Dissolve to NC loading his gun, zipping up his black coat, grabbing his S.W.A.T. (The title card for Sequel Month appears where a stick figure of the NC’s face looking disgusted is shown)